Knock Knock How To Traumatize Your Children

Author: Knock Knock (Firm)
Editor: Knock Knock
ISBN: 9781601063090
Size: 20,74 MB
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How To Mess Up Your Child S Life

Author: Olivia Bruner
Editor: FaithWords
ISBN: 044654373X
Size: 13,40 MB
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There are several people in life you don't want to hear say, "Oops!" Your barber, your mechanic, and your surgeon are three that come to mind. So do your parents and spouse. And yet, few of us put much thought into how we can create happier homes. Now, Christian parenting experts Kurt and Olivia Bruner have created a tongue-in-cheek but invaluable guide that helps parents move past "oops" to intentional, fun, and faith-filled parenting. In a way that keeps parents engaged amid the nonstop grind of jobs and household chores, the Bruners walk parents through the steps in creating a plan for infusing faith dynamics into the home.

Experimenting With Babies

Author: Shaun Gallagher
Editor: Penguin
ISBN: 1101599693
Size: 20,28 MB
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Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Raising The Perfect Child Through Guilt And Manipulation

Author: Elizabeth Beckwith
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061939684
Size: 14,57 MB
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Popular actress and stand-up comedienne Elizabeth Beckwith gives us the parenting guide to end all parenting guides: Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation. A frequent guest on The Late, Late Show and one of seven comics featured in the Time magazine article, “Funny: The Next Generation,” Beckwith now puts forth a hilarious new parenting philosophy that would shock Dr. Spock and traumatize T. Berry Brazelton. Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation is a riotously irreverent take on contemporary child rearing.

Sh T My Kids Ruined

Author: Julie Haas Brophy
Editor: Villard Books
ISBN: 034552716X
Size: 20,27 MB
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Quite possibly the best birth control on the market, this title is a pictorial tribute to the filthy, distasteful, gross, and painful moments of parenthood, and the children who make it all possible.

Tinder Nopes

Author: Holly Dalton
Editor: Summersdale Publishers LTD
ISBN: 1786854716
Size: 12,46 MB
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Online dating was invented to make finding a potential match a breeze—you can do it from the comfort of your own home! In your pajamas! But for some people, the instant, no-effort-required nature of online dating (and the fact that you can't get punched in the face for a dodgy chat-up line) brings out their worst side. From cringe-worthy conversation starters to lines that ramp up the rudeness from 0-100 in nanoseconds, the best of the worst ever chat-up fails are collected here for your reading pleasure. Note: Unfortunately you can't swipe left on these conversations.

Learning To Play With A Lion S Testicles

Author: Melissa Haynes
Editor: Behler Publications
ISBN: 1933016817
Size: 12,79 MB
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The cheeky title of Melissa Haynes's story of adventure in Africa, Learning to Play with a Lion's Testicles, earned the book some big publicity on NBC-TV/Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on September 4,2013 where it topped the show's list of "Titles Not to Read" for September 2013. Melissa's book was also a big smash on the March 11, 2014 Ellen Show, where Ellen and guest Ricky Gervais highlighted the book throughout the entire hour. Playing with a lion’s testicles: An African saying that means to take foolhardy chances. Melissa, an exhausted executive from the city seeks meaning and purpose from her work, and volunteers for a Big Five conservation project in South Africa. Her boss, an over-zealous ranger, nicknamed the Drill Sergeant, has no patience for city folk, especially if they're women, and tries to send her packing on day one. But Melissa stands her ground with grit and determination, however shaky it may be. Conflict soon sets the pace with a cast filled with predatory cats, violent elephants, and an on-going battle of wits with the Drill Sergeant. Even Mother Nature pounds the reserve with the worst storm in a century. But the most enduring and profound conflict is the internal battle going on within Melissa, as she tries to come to terms with the guilt surrounding her mother's death. When death grips the game reserve, it is the very animals Melissa has come to save that end up saving her. For the reader who has ever dreamed of going to Africa or knows the pain of loss and guilt, LEARNING TO PLAY WITH A LION’S TESTICLES will fill your soul.

A Practical Guide To Racism

Author: C. H. Dalton
Editor: Penguin
ISBN: 1592404308
Size: 13,70 MB
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A whimsical and irreverent evaluation of the world's diverse populations, written pseudonymously by the fictional son of an elitist family, argues in support of supremacist belief systems while diminishing the sufferings of minority groups. Reprint.

Safe Baby Handling Tips

Author: David Sopp
Editor: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 9780762456581
Size: 20,80 MB
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With its laugh-out-loud guidance on baby care, Safe Baby Handling Tips is a must-have for anyone overwhelmed—and befuddled—when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Now, it's updated and refreshed to be even more helpful and relevant to the modern parent. Incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide—complete with The Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby responsibilities (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!

Great Lies To Tell Small Kids

Author: Andy Riley
Editor: Hodder & Stoughton Limited
ISBN: 9780340834053
Size: 12,57 MB
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This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn't want them anymore. He wants your children! From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel: 'Every ant you meet must be named' 'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit' 'All wind is made by wind farms' 'Wine makes mummy clever' 'Milk feels pain' Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.