Stupid Poetry

Author: Dana Leipold
Editor: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781466271074
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Take ordinary or inane subjects then immortalize them into a poem worthy of Dr. Seuss' beloved rhymes. Add a dash of sarcasm and a pinch of cynicism—and that's a stupid poem. The whole point is to show how incredibly mundane most things are within the context of a rhyming nightmare. Stupid Poetry: The Ultimate Collection of Sublime and Ridiculous Poems covers everything from doing the laundry to politics to toddler tantrums to colonoscopies. Find yourself a quiet place to enjoy these silly poems and bask in the stupidity.

Saga

Author: Brian K. Vaughan
Editor:
ISBN: 9781632150776
Size: 20,85 MB
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"The sweeping tale of one young family fighting to find their place in the universe. When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old world"--P. [4] of cover (v. 1).

Saga

Author: Brian K. Vaughan
Editor:
ISBN: 9781632150783
Size: 18,71 MB
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"The sweeping tale of one young family fighting to find their place in the universe. When two soldiers from opposite sides of a never-ending galactic war fall in love, they risk everything to bring a fragile new life into a dangerous old world"--Page 4 of cover (volume 1).

The Seals Of Abgal

Author: Woelf Dietrich
Editor: Wo3lfMad Books
ISBN: 0473253194
Size: 15,10 MB
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"Mr. Dietrich expertly weaves together emotional impact, action, intricate detail and plot to make this book impossible to put down." ~ Jessica, 5-star review, Amazon (US) "I love it when authors go a little rogue from a genre and just write the story." ~ M Stork, 5-star review, Amazon (US) "... Dietrich is a very vivid storyteller, and this is a damn well written story, especially for a first book." ~ Author Glynn James Bookstore owner and novice antiquarian, Sebastian Kaine is proud of his new profession and even prouder still of the collection of antique books on the occult that he keeps locked away in the basement of his bookstore. But his little utopia is shattered one night when he wakes up in that same basement, bound and bloodied, and his prized collection all but destroyed. Making matters worse are the two strange men responsible for the carnage. They want The Seals of Abgal and insist Sebastian is in possession of it. Though he denies having any knowledge of the book, Sebastian soon finds himself at the receiving end of a brutal interrogation--one, he fears, he may not survive. As he tries to stay alive, Sebastian discovers The Seals of Abgal is far more than just an ordinary grimoire for it holds powerful secrets. Secrets that are older than time itself. And these men searching for it are no ordinary thugs. But then, Sebastian is no ordinary bookseller.

North 40

Author: Aaron Williams
Editor: Vertigo
ISBN: 9781401251451
Size: 20,64 MB
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The residents of an isolated rural area discover superhuman - and supernatural - power in their midst in this title collecting the hit 6-issue miniseries. The power stops at the county line, but inside the afflicted area, something ancient and malevolent stirs as new monsters arise. Can Wyatt, an unlikely hero from the wrong side of the tracks, join forces with Sheriff Morgan and town outcast Amanda to keep the county from imploding or being eaten by mighty Cthulhu?

Rama Ii

Author: Arthur C. Clarke
Editor: RosettaBooks
ISBN: 0795325665
Size: 12,24 MB
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Years after the first encounter with a mysterious alien spacecraft in Rendezvous With Rama, a second spaceship enters the solar system—and a team of Earth’s most accomplished scientists and cosmonauts is sent to intercept it. The human crew is no stranger to Raman culture and technology. But Rama II offers surprises not encountered on the first ship—surprises that could turn out to be deadly. Set against a backdrop of economic crisis that threatens all human settlements throughout the solar system, Rama II tells the story of an advanced scientific team dealing with the unexpected both on an enigmatic alien spacecraft and within their own psyches.

Crash And Burn

Author: James Rollins
Editor: HarperCollins
ISBN: 006267675X
Size: 16,23 MB
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From #1 New York Times bestselling author James Rollins comes a shocking short story, where a chance mishap leads to the discovery of a weapon like no other in . . . Crash and Burn. On a transatlantic flight, the two black sheep of Sigma Force—Seichan and Kowalski—must set aside their mutual dislike as a mysterious fiery force knocks their aircraft out of the sky. This unlikely duo must use every skill, weapon, and bit of ingenuity to survive a night on a remote volcanic island, where their only refuge is the haunted, bat-plagued grounds of a seemingly deserted resort. But something horrific awaits the two, something born of the latest science but rooted in our basest human instincts. To survive they will need to learn to work together—but even then, it may be too late. Included with this short story is a sneak peek at The Seventh Plague, which raises the question: If the biblical plagues of Egypt truly happened, could they happen again? The frightening answer: Yes.

B S Incorporated

Author: Jennifer Rock
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ISBN: 9781634899055
Size: 19,95 MB
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Business Solutions, Inc., is falling apart at the seams. While employees kill time stalking free snacks and filming porn in the HQ stairwells, the company's co-CEOs bring in shadowy corporate consultants to shake up their business in ways even they don't understand. As the communications manager tasked with translating C-suite doublespeak, Will Evans is constantly torn between his blue-collar warehouse past and his white-collar future. When he is put in charge of rolling out a dubious strategy the consultants brand Optelligence, Will is thrust deep into a muddle of absurdity and responsibility he never expected. Enter Anna Reed, corporate mercenary with heels as high as her ambition. To her, BSI is just a steppingstone to a better job at a smarter company. Demoted to Will's team on her first day, she's ready to steamroll anyone to get her career back on track.

Forever And Always

Author: Beverley Hollowed
Editor: Titan Inkorp Limited
ISBN: 9781785200762
Size: 15,24 MB
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After an argument with her father, seventeen year old Melanie O'Leary is less than thrilled to be spending the summer in Boston with her Aunt Maggie. It all changes when she meets the handsome and charming Sam Cooper. Melanie learns the beauty of love and the earth shattering pain of heartbreak. Seven Year later she comes face to face with Sam, just three weeks before her wedding to dependable Simon Brennan. When Melanie Past and present collide, a long kept secret may decide which man will be her future to love he.. Forever and Always

I Hate Everyone Except You

Author: Clinton Kelly
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1476776954
Size: 12,38 MB
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From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and “arbiter of style and good taste in all areas” (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.