Uncle John S Presents Mom S Bathtub Reader

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1607106817
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Another variation of successful bathroom reader single topic books. Most bathroom readers are sold to males, this book would target female audience. Pitch to all women who have bought for their man or to men to buy for women and give them equal time. Why a book celebrating Mommy? Abraham Lincoln said it best: “All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” Uncle John’s Presents Mom’s Bathtub Reader is the only book of its kind--an entertaining and upbeat collection of stories celebrating all things maternal. Mom will be tickled pink by these 300 pages we’ve lovingly put together. So turn on the faucet, climb into the bubble bath, and lose yourself in . . . * Not-so wicked stepmothers * The sitcom mom Hall-of-Fame * History’s all-time greatest mommies * Stand-up comedians and their jokes about their moms * The Monkee mother who invented liquid paper * The gentle gorilla who mothered a kitten * World leaders who are also moms * Calling Dr. Mom And much, much more! .

The Bathtub Reader

Author: Carrie Bell
Editor: Cider Mill Press
ISBN: 9781604330106
File Size: 64,14 MB
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A bubble bath, some time to relax…and this ultimate Ode de Toilette to enjoy! With its elegant cover, and pages that glisten like bubbles, The Bathtub Reader is the complete powder room primer, full of fun factoids, astonishing anecdotes, and miscellaneous musings certain to delight the most inquiring female mind. Journey back into history to discover ancient beauty rituals, centuries-old courtship customs, and the stories behind your favorite fashion finds. Learn about the women who left their own unique stamp on the world, and glean little-known facts about today’s hottest celebs. Even devour a whole chapter on food without gaining an ounce! So go ahead, sit back, and soak it in.

The Soothing Soak

Author: Melcher Media
Editor:
ISBN: 9780971793552
File Size: 10,33 MB
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A great read to take into the bath and unwind with Had a hard day and want to wind down with a good book in a hot bath? Worried your read won't survive the bubbles and splashing? Soothing Soak is printed on a unique waterproof, tear and stain-resistant material, so sink back in the tub and absorb this sensuous collection of spiritually uplifting water-themed stories, meditations and poetry from best-selling and prize-winning authors including Diane Ackerman, A. S. Byatt, Lao Tzu, D. H. Lawrence, Barry Lopez, Rumi, Henry David Thoreau, and Terry Tempest Williams. Soothing Soak: the perfect antidote to a stressful day.

Mom S Bathtub Reader

Author: Sue Steiner
Editor:
ISBN: 9781592231591
File Size: 79,75 MB
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Created as a gift item for Mother's Day or moms' birthdays, this book is filled with short, informative articles, advice, inspirational quotes, humor, proverbs, and profiles of famous moms. It includes what motherhood was like in ancient Greece and Rome, Victorian England, the Middle Ages, and even prehistoric cave-dwelling days; tributes to mothers, such as poems, literature, Whistler's Mother, and the Statue of Liberty; differences in motherhood across various cultures, including Eskimo, Jewish, African, Irish, Latin; great motherly advice in notable quotes and what famous and ordinary people learned from their moms; and motherly advice that turned out to be wrong. It's all here — political moms, singing moms, animal moms, single moms, Elvis's mom, and the Mom Halls of Fame and Shame — written in a breezy, information-packed style perfect for browsing over a nice cup of tea.

Uncle John S The Haunted Outhouse Bathroom Reader For Kids Only

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1607109220
File Size: 41,88 MB
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Horror, history, science, mystery . . . and eerily twisted tales. Follow Uncle John into a world so frighteningly funny it could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute. What do you get when you cross a classic scary story such as “The Tell-tale Heart” with Uncle John’s trademark sense of humor? You get “The Tell-tale Fart” (Pee-uw!). And that’s just one of many twisted classic and original tales of humor and horror you’ll find inside The Haunted Outhouse. You’ll also find a spine-tingling collection of facts about topics such as real-life mad scientists, history’s terrible tyrants, and the world’s deadliest weather. Uncle John’s scare-fest is packed with page after page of crafts, recipes, poems, jokes, tongue twisters, and experiments straight from Dr. Johnenstein’s Laboratory. Graphic novel-style tales add plenty of illustrated pages to the mix. This haunted book of horrors could only come from the Bathroom Readers Institute, and it’s “For Kids Only.” ENTER IF YOU DARE! You’ll find terrifying tales, including… - Revenge of the Meatloaf - The Legend of Peepee Hollow - The Creature from the Black Lagoon and the No Good, Very Bad Day - The Haunted Outhouse Frightening facts about… - The Curse of Amen-Ra - The Attack of the Cow Lady - Decay-causing Tooth Worms - The FBI’s Body Farm Horrifying things to do like… - Make a Bouncing Eyeball - Prank Your Friends with Caramel Onions - Craft a Barbie Zombie Hat - Serve Bloody Band-Aid Treats (Gag!)

Uncle John S Bathroom Reader Plunges Into The Presidency

Author: Bathroom Readers' Institute
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1607106914
File Size: 50,62 MB
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They say that anybody who wants to be president should be automatically qualified for the job, and after reading this special “Chief Executive” edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, you’ll see why. We’ve dug up the most compelling and confounding dirt…er…statistics on these otherwise ordinary men who achieved great power. Which ones used it wisely? Which ones squandered it? And which ones would have rather been fishing? You’ll get an up-close and personal look at each Oval Officer. From the birth of the country to modern day yuks, Plunges into the Presidency is packed with more than 300 pages of amusing anecdotes, little-known history, fun quizzes, and more! Read about… * Ford’s famous fall and other presidential gaffes * White House ghosts * Homer Simpson takes on the presidency * Ails of the chiefs * Was President Buchanan gay? * Chief Executive Culinary Delights * Mr. President at the bat * Prezzy lols—including, “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” —Abraham Lincoln And much, much more!

Original Modern Reader S Japanese English Character Dictiona

Author: Andrew N. Nelson
Editor: Tuttle Publishing
ISBN: 1462904785
File Size: 39,48 MB
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"The Japanese government may someday recognizeù as it ought toùTuttle's contribution to creating an intelligent interest in Japan among the Englishûreading public, and deepening understanding of Japanese overseas."ùHokubei Mainichi (San Francisco) Awarded the 1969 Prize for the Society of the Promotion of International Cultural Relations, this is the most comprehensive Japanese book of its kind. Containing JapaneseûEnglish and EnglishûJapanese sections, it is an essential reference tool for serious students studying the Japanese language or for business people and tourists wishing to learn Japanese before they travel. Special features include: Lists over 5,000 carefully selected characters with their 10,000+ current readings and almost 70,000 compounds in current use, al with concise English definitions. Scientifically arranged by a logical extension of the traditional radical system so as to make the finding of a given character almost foolûproof, saving hours of time. Makes provision for quickly finding characters either in their traditional or their modern and often greatly altered forms, thus serving for both prewar and postwar literature. Includes 14 valuable appendices giving (1) instructions for the most efficient use of the book, (2) discussions of the written language in general and particularly of its recent and farûreaching official modifications, and (3) much helpful

The Bedside Bathtub Armchair Companion To Jane Austen

Author: Carol J. Adams
Editor: A&C Black
ISBN: 0826429335
File Size: 68,50 MB
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A fantastically vast and witty companion to everything you need to know about Jane Austen, presented in a wonderfully fun and entertaining style which will appeal to all readers.

A Hitchcock Reader

Author: Marshall Deutelbaum
Editor: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1405155566
File Size: 38,96 MB
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This new edition of A Hitchcock Reader aims to preserve what has been so satisfying and successful in the first edition: a comprehensive anthology that may be used as a critical text in introductory or advanced film courses, while also satisfying Hitchcock scholars by representing the rich variety of critical responses to the director's films over the years. a total of 20 of Hitchcock?s films are discussed in depth - many others are considered in passing section introductions by the editors that contextualize the essays and the films they discuss well-researched bibliographic references, which will allow readers to broaden the scope of their study of Alfred Hitchcock

Reader S Theater Scripts Improve Fluency Vocabulary And Comprehension Grades 6 8

Author: Gail Skroback Hennessey
Editor: Teacher Created Materials
ISBN: 1425892000
File Size: 44,89 MB
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Motivate your students with reading practice for performance and improve reading fluency with these easy-to implement reader's theater scripts. Includes 12 original leveled scripts and graphic organizers.A Teacher Resource CD is provided, which includes scripts, PDFs and graphic organizers. This resource is correlated to the Common Core State Standards. 104pp + CD.

Cool Cow Facts Reader S Theater Script And Lesson

Author: Cathy Mackey Davis
Editor: Teacher Created Materials
ISBN: 1480767395
File Size: 59,51 MB
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Improve reading fluency while providing fun and purposeful practice for performance. Motivate students with this reader's theater script and build students' knowledge through grade-level content. Included graphic organizer helps visual learners.

The Bedside Bathtub Armchair Companion To Dickens

Author: Brian Murray
Editor: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1441154256
File Size: 30,48 MB
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The Bedside Dickens provides a lively look at this great novelist's life and career. It sheds light on his role as a polemicist and journalist and explores the way his work was long informed by his Christian faith. It also reveals his most persistent literary themes and provides a vivid sense of how, among his contemporaries, Dickens' vast success-and his "radical" politics-provoked both admiration and scorn. Dickens, this study reminds us, saw life as a battle, but as both a novelist and journalist he sought to provide a more hopeful worldview. He repeatedly satirized vice and folly, even as he urged his readers and the leaders of his day to be less selfish and narrow and to "do good always." Chapters and topics include: Dickens and Animals; Christmas Stories; The Magnetizer; Dickens vs. Thackeray; A Christian Writer; Dickens Down Under; What Dickens Read; Dickens and Spontaneous Combustion; Dickens and Journalism; Dickens on the Couch.

Reading Planet Bug In The Bath Red B Rocket Phonics

Author: Ian Macdonald
Editor: Hachette UK
ISBN: 1471895629
File Size: 25,69 MB
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Rocket Phonics reading books are fully decodable phonics books allowing children to practise their phonic skills in context, developing emerging reading skills. The children are convinced that there is a strange creature in the bathtub ... But is it a spider, a squid, or even a bat? Will Mum come and get rid of the creature or does Gran have a simpler explanation of what the mysterious 'creature' really is? Reading age: 4-5 years.

Reader S Theater Scripts

Author: Gail Skroback Hennessey
Editor: Shell Education
ISBN: 9780743901505
File Size: 46,88 MB
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Women Reading Kroetsch

Author: Susan Rudy
Editor: Wilfrid Laurier Univ. Press
ISBN: 1554587778
File Size: 13,96 MB
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Women, Reading, Kroetsch: Telling the Difference is a book of both practical and theoretical criticism. Some chapters are feminist deconstructive readings of a broad range of the writings of contemporary Canadian poet-critic-novelist Robert Kroetsch, from But We are Exiles to Completed Field Notes. Other chapters self-consciously examine the history and possibility of feminist deconstruction and feminist readings of Kroetsch’s writing by analyzing Kroetsch, Derrida, and Freud on subjectivity and sexuality; Neuman, Hutcheon, and van Herk on Kroetsch. As such, the book speaks out of and about a number of contemporary theoretical discourses, including particular positions within Canadian literary criticism, feminism, postmodernism, and poststructuralism. Written by a woman reader whose theoretical and methodological orientations are both feminist and poststructuralist, Women, Reading, Kroetsch: Telling the Difference problematizes notions of writing, reading, gender, sexuality, and subjectivity in and through Robert Kroetsch’s writings. In this critical study of one writer’s work the author also challenges the traditionally subservient relationship of reader to text and so empowers the feminist reader as well as, if not rather than, the male writer.

Archimedes Reader S Theater Script And Lesson

Author: Gail Skroback Hennessey
Editor: Teacher Created Materials
ISBN: 1480767700
File Size: 26,22 MB
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Improve reading fluency while providing fun and purposeful practice for performance. Motivate students with this reader's theater script and build students' knowledge through grade-level content. Included graphic organizer helps visual learners.

The Carp In The Bathtub

Author: Barbara Cohen
Editor: Kar-Ben Publishing
ISBN: 9780930494674
File Size: 77,46 MB
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Two children try to rescue the carp their mother plans to make into gefilte fish for the Seder.

Reader And Guide For New Americans

Author: Alfred Watkins Castle
Editor:
ISBN:
File Size: 39,48 MB
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Harriet Tubman Reader S Theater Script And Lesson

Author: Gail Skroback Hennessey
Editor: Teacher Created Materials
ISBN: 1480767786
File Size: 47,11 MB
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Improve reading fluency while providing fun and purposeful practice for performance. Motivate students with this reader's theater script and build students' knowledge through grade-level content. Included graphic organizer helps visual learners.

We Eat Dinner In The Bathtub

Author: Angela Shelf Medearis
Editor:
ISBN: 9781590543955
File Size: 47,29 MB
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The hilarious and charmingly illustrated story of Harris and his family, who eat dinner in the bathtub, park the car in the kitchen, and bathe in the attic.