Blackboard Blunders

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 0857655620
Size: 14,98 MB
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Last week it was Jack's berthday. He brort a cak to school and we all had a pis. On our activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores, but Mom said they were to ekspensiv. Children are at their funniest when trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour. This book is packed with hysterical examples of silly spelling and wonky words, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated!

The Bumper Book Of Blackboard Blunders

Author: Richard Benson
Editor:
ISBN: 9781786855435
Size: 17,82 MB
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'I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it.' 'My dads boss lives in a big hose.' 'When I am older I want to learn to drive a cat.' Children are at their funniest when they're trying to be serious, and their earnest attempts at mastering the English language are a goldmine of unintentional humour, from the charming to the ludicrous, and from the profound to the downright X-rated. Enjoy this bumper edition of side-splitting spelling slip-ups and hilarious homework howlers.

F For Effort

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452119260
Size: 19,20 MB
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From the author of the national bestseller F in Exams comes a brand new compendium of hilarious and inventive wrong test answers and homework hiccups. Featuring gems from elementary school ("two halves make a whale"), middle grades (Q: What does "germinate" mean? A: To become a German citizen), and high school (Q: Fossil fuels are usually associated with which major type of rock? A: Classic rock), these 250 examples of creative invention are sure to charm anyone who has had to bluff or blunder their way through a test.

F In Exams Complete Failure

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452149275
Size: 17,46 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
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The ultimate compendium of the international and New York Times bestselling series, this fun omnibus features the complete content from all four books—F in Exams, F for Effort, F this Test, and F in Exams: Pop Quiz—plus more than 100 brand-new, sadly real, hilariously wrong student answers (Q: What is the role of a catalyst in a chemical reaction? A: It lists the cats involved). Also including bonus trivia in the form of "Stuff They Should Have Taught Us in School" facts (did you know a sneeze can travel up to 100 MPH?), this A+ collection will amuse anyone facing down a test as well as those happy to have the classroom behind them.

Kids Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor:
ISBN: 9781849536516
Size: 10,11 MB
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"Did you hit your brother?" "No. Not yet." The world is a confusing place, and it can be tough for our children to make sense of it all. Along the way, their innocence and imagination lead them to come out with some wonderfully funny things. This charming collection of corkers from the mouths of babes will have you chortling in no time.

Old Git Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 1848394179
Size: 10,42 MB
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You’ve made it. Old age. You want to make the most of your golden years and are finding yourself stereotyped and sidelined. But you’re not the doddering geriatric people think you are. Get inspired by this collection of senior sagacity and elderly erudition and show those young whippersnappers that old is the new young.

Rugby Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Publishers LTD - ROW
ISBN: 184839540X
Size: 19,24 MB
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Some might say there’s nothing funny about scrums, cauliflower ears and the sin bin. Rugby Wit begs to differ. This latest addition to the celebrated Wit series raises the cross-bar, bringing you hundreds of rugby related quotes that range from the hilarious to the philosophical. For anyone who knows their league from their union, this marvellous tome has more than enough for you to tackle. And for those who still think a hooker is a scantily clad lady of the night, it’s worth a try.

Cricket Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849534628
Size: 15,38 MB
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A collection of cricket-themed quotes for every fan and player of the gentleman's game "Cricket is the greatest game that the wit of man has yet devised." —Sir Pelham Warner Whether or not you can tell your dibbly-dobblies from your nurdles, this marvelous offering is bound to bowl you over. Crammed full of hilarious quotations from cricket capers worldwide, it’s the perfect all-rounder for any fan of the gentleman’s game.

Nautical Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849530866
Size: 13,86 MB
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'The wonder is always new that any sane man can be a sailor' - Ralph Waldo Emerson 'If a man is to be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most' - E. B. White Avast, me hearties! After a long day of sailing the seven seas, when your muscles are tied in knots and you're ready to batten down the hatches, drop the anchor and enjoy these side-splitting quips and quotes on sailing, motor boats, cruisers and much more- they'll leave you feeling swell in no time. b/w illustrations

Fishing Wit

Author: Richard Benson
Editor: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 9781849531870
Size: 19,68 MB
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When the fish just aren't biting and you're feeling sick from staring too long at the water, dip into this hearty and amusing collection of fishy quips and quotes and remind yourself that the fun of fishing isn't always in the catch "I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent." —Nick Lyons "My best fishing memory is about some fish that I never caught." —George Orwell Whether a fisherman, an angler, or simply a fish-and-chips kind of person, it seems everyone has something to say about the noble sport of fishing—some of them are even truthful; which can't always be said for this breed of man (or woman!). Whether debating fisherman's questionable attire or proclaiming their love of all things fishy, this book is full of the wittiest and best quotations and is sure to leave you reeling for more.