Don T Call Me Grandma

Author: Susan Day
Editor: Lulu Press, Inc
ISBN: 1365107477
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Don’t Call Me Grandma! probes the little-known underworld of my life as a grandma - the fearsome challenge against time that makes choking seem delightful. Do people assume you don’t have sex anymore? Has babysitting become the supreme fear in your life, surpassing demonic possession? Were you ever assaulted by a baby biscuit? These are a few fearful situations that I have endured as the result of my agonizing transition from normalcy to the geriatric nightmare of becoming a grandma. Don't Call Me Grandma! also delves into the trauma of getting older. The "golden" years are not golden. The title, Senior Citizen, holds no rank. Wrinkles WILL find you. Allow me to bring some light-hearted laughter to your busy day through Don’t Call Me Grandma! - a satirical but humorous revelation depicting every hidden aspect of what happened to me when I was hit with the double whammy of getting older and becoming a grandma.

Remember The Time

Author: Beatriz Rodrigues
Editor: Page Publishing Inc
ISBN: 1642146579
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"A roller-coaster ride!" That is what I call my life. Every family has stories to tell. Our family has lived through many different experiences that, when the story was related, people have said, "Bea, you really need to write a book." All different kinds of stories and funny accidents waiting to happen, especially to my husband, Rod. He has the ability to laugh at it afterward. We then turn it into an unbelievable story and can laugh along with him. My three sons (Jerome Jr., Samuel, and Be

The Power Of Humor

Author: Gerry Hopman
Editor: Lighten up with humor
ISBN: 9780968552407
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Sins Of My Grandmother And Me

Author: eugene Sooley
Editor: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0991918908
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Big Chief Island

Author: R. C. May
Editor: iUniverse
ISBN: 1532034326
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It is 1980 and the United States has just beaten Russia, winning the Olympic gold medal in hockey. There is no question that people of the world have witnessed a miracle on the ice. Carl White Hawk and Henry White Rock are worlds apart. Although their names sound nearly identical, their lives could not be more different. Carl is a communications major at Slippery Rock University and an elite hockey player who wants more than anything to add an exclamation point to the end of his college career by winning his final competition, the National Club Hockey Championship. Henry, the grandson of the chief of the Rocnaya Nation in Northern Canada, must prove himself worthy of becoming a brave by winning the Nations most important competition. But as they prepare for the most important day in their lives, Carl and Henry have no idea that their two worlds are about to collide and create new destinies for both of them. Big Chief Island shares the tale of an elite hockey player and a First Nation warrior, as each struggles to understand their place in the world as forces beyond their control guide their paths.

Believe In God And Get Ahead A Grandmother S Advice

Author: Robert A. Christopher
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By The Name Of Morrill 1632 1987

Author: Madeline L. Witter
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Abraham Morrill (b.ca1586-1662) was born in England and died at Roxbury, Massachusetts. He married Sarah Clement of England in 1645. Sarah was the daughter of Robert Clements, who also emigrated with his family, probably from Warwickshire to Salisbury, Massachusetts. They were the parents of nine children. They settled at Salisbury and he worked as a blacksmith and farmer. Several generations of descendants are given.

The Hockey News Yearbook

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The Pembroke Magazine

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Center Ice

Author: Melissa Lowell
Editor: Gareth Stevens Pub
ISBN: 9780836820997
File Size: 62,33 MB
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As Tori Carsen prepares for a big ice skating competition her mother, who has always been her biggest supporter, becomes preoccupied and Tori fears that their relationship will be ruined by the man Mrs. Carsen has been seeing.

The Coolest Guys

Author: Gary Mason
Editor: Andrews McMeel Pub
ISBN: 9780836271164
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Provides brief biographies and statistics for thirty-five hockey players, including Wayne Gretzky, Eric Lindros, Zigmund Palffy, Mark Recchi, Brian Leetch, Scott Niedermayer, Martin Brodeur, and Patrick Roy

Soviet Union

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Sports And Law

Author: Herb Appenzeller
Editor: Lexis Pub
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This work is a collection of articles on current legal issues in sports, including: Title IX, violence in sports, medical-legal aspects, and equipment and facilities. The emerging issues of drug testing in sports and atheletes' rights are also discussed in the book.

Sputnik

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Oops

Author: Matteo Molinari
Editor: Kensington Publishing Corporation
ISBN: 9780806523194
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Almost every film, even the classics, contains blunders and gaffes -- and this compendium of thousands of amusing mistakes will turn every reader into an informed goof sleuth and provide hours of entertainment. Each entry lists title, credits, plot, bloopers, nonbloopers (mistakenly reported errors), questions (oddities), and fun facts. Bloopers range from the hilariously obvious to the picayune; each described and keyed to the timer on a video player for easy locating. Here's a sample: -- From Casablanca (1942): An indignant Lazlo (Paul Henreid) asks the band to play "La Marsellaise" and the music erupts from the trumpets before they actually reach the players' mouths. (01:12) -- From Pretty Woman (1990): Vivian (Julia Roberts) is having breakfast; she grabs a croissant and nibbles it. A few shots later, she holds a pancake. (00:30) -- From Titanic (1997): As Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) goes to the rich folks' dinner, a waiter opens a beautiful door -- that reflects the image of a steadycam operator. (00:56) -- From The Courage of Lassie (1946), with Elizabeth Taylor as Kathie Merrick. Just one problem -- in the movie, the dog is called Bill.

Cricket

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What It Is To Be A M Tis

Author: Mike Evans
Editor: Prince George, BC : UNBC Press
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The Practical Imagination

Author: Northrop Frye
Editor: Harpercollins College Division
ISBN: 9780060422233
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Christmas Treasures

Author: Deseret Book Company
Editor: Shadow Mountain
ISBN: 9780875798677
File Size: 36,53 MB
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Mister Hockey

Author: Lia Riley
Editor: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062662465
File Size: 61,24 MB
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Her biggest fantasy is about to become a reality. . . Jed West is Mr. Hockey. The captain of the NHL’s latest winning team, the Denver Hellions—and the hottest player on the ice—at least according to every magazine. .and Breezy Angel. Breezy has been drooling over Jed at games for years, and he plays a starring role in her most toe-curling fantasies. But dirty dreams don’t come true, right? Then Jed saunters through the doors of her library, a last minute special guest for a summer reading event, and not only is he drop dead gorgeous up close, his personality is straight up swoon-worthy. He even comes to the rescue when she has an R-rated “Super Book Worm” costume malfunction. But when he mistakenly assumes she’s more into books than pucks, she’s too flustered to correct his mistake. And then comes a big kiss, followed by a teensy-tiny problem. Jed’s dating policy is simple: Never date a fan. So what’s a fangirl going to have to do to convince her ultimate crush that he’s become less of a perfect fantasy, and more like the perfect man. . .for her?