Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life

Author: Kristen Bailey
Editor: Bookouture
ISBN: 1838882359
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‘One of the funniest books I have read. Ever!… I absolutely LOVED this book and I just know that it’s going to be in my top books of the year!’ Star Crossed Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right? I wake up, bleary-eyed. It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days. We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. ‘Ouch,’ he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back. Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, ‘IS SOMEONE COMING TO MAKE BREAKFAST?!’ All hope of having some ‘alone time’ is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again. Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family… Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us… or break us. An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable read. Readers totally love Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?: ‘Absolutely hilarious!! Seriously, I haven’t been able to put this one down!… I have not stopped laughing… One of those books which is perfect after a stressful day because you are guaranteed to laugh out loud… Loved it… Devoured this book in just a few hours… Impossible to put down.’ Little Miss Book Lover 87, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I’ve read books which have made me laugh before – but this time I couldn't stop!… I have giggled hysterically… It's so very, very funny! My long suffering other-half is used to me giggling maniacally when I'm reading, but this took things to a whole new level… A right good laugh… Absolutely hilarious… Yes, it's THAT funny! Without a doubt, worth a full house of stars.’ Grace J Reviewer Lady, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Oh my days… I was howling in bed! The hubby wasn’t happy… Said that amount of laughter should not be coming from the bedroom!’ Emma the Little Book Worm, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Tears were running down my face, I was laughing so hard.’ I Am Indeed, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Hilarious. It will have you laughing out loud from beginning to end! Brilliant… I’m still smiling about this book now.’ Between the Pages Book Club, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I just could not stop laughing.’ Crossroad Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Whoa!!... Kept me laughing… Had me in splits… This book was perfect.’ Shalini’s Books & Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Absolutely brilliant… I have never laughed aloud so much when reading… I so want this book to be the bestseller of 2020… Safe to say I will be gifting copies of this book to my female friends.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Hilarious… Had me laughing out loud… I genuinely loved this book.’ The Bespectacled Bibliophile, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A laugh-a-minute comedy… I began laughing at about page 2 and didn’t stop until the end… Funny-as-hell!! I challenge anyone, man or woman, to read this book and not find at least one bit of it where you can say “yep…that’s my life”!!! This is a book that I started reading with tears in my eyes from laughing and rounded it off wonderfully with tears of sadness!!!… Fab, fab, fab!!!’ Stardust Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘There are funny books that make me smile and there are hilarious books that make me laugh out loud. For me this one definitely belongs in the latter category… I totally adored it.’ B for Book Review, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘The laughs never stopped… Will give you a good bellyache from laughter.’ DarnCuteBookReviewGirl, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Can I Give My Husband Back

Author: Kristen Bailey
Editor: Bookouture
ISBN: 1838882383
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‘I laughed and laughed my way through this book from start to finish!!... I found it so funny that I rolled from one laugh straight to into another one for most of the book!... I loved this book so much I finished it in a day – I think that tells you everything you need to know!! Fab, fab, fab!!’ Stardust Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It’s normal to prefer getting a filling at the dentist to spending time with your husband, right? I thought I was sorted on the life front. I was a heart surgeon with a loving partner and two gorgeous little girls. Except my husband’s version of ‘loving’ is lying, cheating and sleeping his way around London. Which means I definitely deserve a refund. Unfortunately, moving on isn’t that simple. Just because I know how to operate on a heart doesn’t mean I know how to fix my broken one. Plus, I lost the receipt for him years ago so I’m definitely getting short changed. But now I’m single, am I ready to mingle? There are a few minor issues: 1) The last time I went on a date double denim was in fashion and my eyebrows were horrendously overplucked. 2) Men wear stupidly skinny jeans now. 3) I don’t know how to use dating apps but at least I don’t have to get changed out of my pyjamas. 4) Sometimes the most promising thing you have in common with a guy is a shared love of prawns. 5) I don’t know whether to open a date with ‘hi’ or ‘hello’ or ‘hey’ and once I ended up saying ‘howdy’. Everything happens for a reason, they say. There’s plenty more fish in the sea. But what happens when everything falls apart and you haven’t got a clue how to go fishing? An absolutely hilarious and utterly relatable tale for anyone who has ever survived a nightmare relationship, felt a little lonely or nursed a broken heart with wine and carbs. This feel-good novel will get you back on your feet and genuinely laughing out loud. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella. Readers absolutely love Can I Give My Husband Back?: ‘The BEST book I have read for a long time! A book has never made me laugh like this one... Made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe, I had tears rolling down my face and I had to force myself to put it down for a bit to recover. This book has it all: it’s laugh-until-you-risk-passing-out funny, it made me cry, the characters are highly relatable and I loved every second of it… If I could give it more than 5 stars I would!’ Goodreads Reviewer, ‘A side-splittingly hilarious romp that had me wiping away tears I was laughing so much… It’s just as well that I was in lockdown and I couldn’t read this book anywhere in public because I was laughing so hard, I would have surely embarrassed myself… Wickedly funny, deliciously witty and a joy from start to finish.’ Bookish Jottings, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘OMG… LOVED IT!!!… Just pure LOL all the way through… A MUST-READ for when you could do with a laugh!’ The Book Girls, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Oh my goodness… Made me laugh so much my sides hurt… Definitely the pick-me-up and anxiety-buster I needed.’ Little Miss Book Lover 87, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Brilliant… It’s not often that a proclaimed “laugh out loud” book makes me do so, yet laugh out loud I did.’ NetGalley Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Had me chuckling out loud and I think I almost actually jumped off my chair at one point.’ This Hannah’s Life ‘Had me in stiches.’ B for Bookreviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Jam packed with so so many laugh out loud moments, honestly I just couldn’t stop laughing. Also I found this very easy to read and it only took me 2 days to read, it was that good I just flew through it!’ Jessica Book Biz, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘An unputdownable, hilarious and over-the-top read that entertained me for a whole day non-stop… Really got me laughing out loud.’ Roving Book Worm ‘Fantastic… My belly hurts from laughing.’ NetGalley Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Hilarious!... I loved every second of this book.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I absolutely loved this book! It reminds me of Bridget Jones but better if that's possible.’ The Book Club Africa, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I laughed and laughed my way through this book from start to finish!!… I’ve never found a character that I’ve found so funny as what Lucy is!!… I rolled from one laugh straight to into another one!… An absolute belter of a book!!! I loved this book so much I finished it in a day – I think that tells you everything you need to know!! Fab, fab, fab!!’ Stardust Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I finished it in a mere few hours because I didn’t want to put it down… I haven’t laughed this much while reading a book in a long time!… My only regret is that I devoured it so quickly… This is the perfect book to settle down and relax with on a particularly stressful day. (Or any day really! No matter how you’re feeling, this book is wonderful and you need to read it OK? OK).’ Reading in Autumn ‘Hilarious, laugh-a-minute read! Had me chuckling aloud as I read, much to the consternation of my husband! Frank, funny and full of relatable family dynamics!… A real laugh-out-loud read of a book that I devoured in a day!’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

The Single Mums Book Club

Author: Victoria Cooke
Editor: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 0008376220
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“OMG!! You have no idea how much I needed this... I. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.” Heidi Lynn’s Book Reviews Three friends, three single mums, one quest to find love...

Did My Love Life Shrink In The Wash

Author: Kristen Bailey
Editor: Bookouture
ISBN: 1838889728
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‘I was crying laughing’ The Writing Community Chat Show, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘The funniest book I have read in a very long time’ Heidi Lynn’s Book Reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Hilarious, I laughed so much!’ Mum of Cubs, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘OMG I snorted with laughter’ Loopyloulaura My sex life is like a glittering unicorn. Bucking up and down, all day long, in my imagination… Will used to be my partner in crime. Fancy dress, festivals, line up the sambuca and leave ‘sensible’ at home. And ‘home’ meant ‘bedroom’, and the bedroom was shocked speechless. Every time. But now we’re proper adults – a family – and there’s loads we weren’t warned about: 1) Babies don’t come with a snooze button 2) Porn star boobs aren’t for touching 3) It’s possible to fall asleep at a nightclub And then something unthinkable happens, which changes everything. But I love Will, and he loves me, so we can get through anything. Right? A totally hilarious and absolutely relatable tale for anyone who has survived parenthood purely on microwave meals and wished for an IV drip of coffee to get them through! This uplifting page-turner will make your belly ache with laughter. Perfect for fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella. Readers love Did My Love Life Shrink in the Wash?: ‘Had me cracking up… Literally rolling on the floor laughing… Genius pure genius!’ Heidi Lynn’s Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Makes you howl with laughter until you have tears rolling down your cheeks and you can’t catch your breath!!’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Plenty of belly laughs… Get ready for a healthy dose of hilarity and a slice of side-splitting silliness… You’ll either have a smile on your face or be howling with laughter.’ For the Love of Books, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Wooohooo… Fabulous… I loved it… Utterly hilarious, there are some emotional rollercoasters involved too… Fed up with 2020? Take one of this author’s books and the sun will come out.’ B for Bookreview, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Had me belly laughing throughout! A real joy.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I always look forward to laughing so hard that I cry… I found myself crying at points as much as I laughed at others.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘YAYYYY!… Kristen Bailey is such a sassy lady! I literally choked! Well, maybe not literally… Just with laughter!’ Diagnosis Bookaholic, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I tried to list what parts of the book made me laugh, but there were just too many to fit on the page!… Giggles and guffaws… I found myself wiping away not just tears of laughter… This author is an absolute genius with her clever writing and skill of taking day-to-day things and making them so funny! Reading one of her books is a sure-fire way of making sure I have a smile on my face for the rest of the day!!… Comes highly recommended from me!!’ Stardust Book Reviews, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I loved it, I read it in 2 days, difficult to put down, always one more chapter… Hilariously funny… Cannot help but make you smile.’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Both hilarious and heartwarming in equal measure... Will have you doubled over in chuckles and you might even shed a tear… Brill!’ Goodreads Reviewer, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Wife Support System

Author: Kathleen Whyman
Editor: Hera books Ltd
ISBN: 1912973480
File Size: 20,30 MB
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‘I really can't recommend it enough... a fabulous book which you need to read immediately!’ ☆☆☆☆☆ Reader Review We’ve got the balance all wrong. Instead of living with our partners, struggling to do everything by ourselves and only seeing each other now and then, we should do it the other way round. We should live together and see them now and then. Erica knows her suggestion sounds extreme, but when her nanny leaves without notice, she’s extremely desperate. Polly and Louise aren’t convinced, but when circumstances force them to move into Polly’s enormous but run-down house, they have to admit that life’s much easier when the childcare and workload is shared. At first, communal living seems like the answer to all their prayers - childcare on tap, rotas for cleaning, and someone always available to cook dinner (no more last-minute pizza delivery!). But over time, resentment starts to grow as they judge each other’s parenting styles and bicker over cleaning, cooking and whose turn it is to buy toilet rolls. And as one woman has her head turned by a handsome colleague, one resorts to spying on her husband and another fights to keep a dark secret, they need each other more than ever. But can Polly, Louise and Erica keep their friendship and relationships strong? Or will their perfect mumtopia fall apart? Essential reading for anyone fed up with never-ending housework/homeschooling/preparing healthy meals that their kids reject ... Fans of Why Mummy Drinks, Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life? and Beth O’Leary won’t want to miss this one! 'a laugh-out-loud emotional rollercoaster with friendship at its wonderful core’ Zoë Folbigg, bestselling author of The Note ‘I raced through Wife Support System. It's pacey, well-written, funny, heartwarming and lovely. I really enjoyed it.’ Lucy Vine, author of Hot Mess 'Wife Support System is hilarious and fun, tense and poignant. All of the emotions! I loved it from start to finish.' Catherine Bennetto, author of How Not to Fall in Love Actually Readers are loving Wife Support System!: ‘Loved it!! Every woman needs this book in her life. It’s just a great feel good story that takes you away from real life for a bit.’ Reader Review ‘A must read for any mum juggling childcare, career, chores and relationships!’ Reader Review ‘a brilliant debut novel...had a bit of everything and there were lots of surprises along the way. I thoroughly enjoyed it’ ☆☆☆☆☆ Reader Review ‘a really engaging read, I found myself carving out the time to indulge in a few more chapters...a modern take on motherhood’ ☆☆☆☆☆ Reader Review ‘fun, funny, light, easy to read and just overall enjoyable.’ Reader Review ‘the perfect chick-lit book that I didn't know I needed.’ Reader Review ‘An enjoyable read with a realistic premise...If you are reading this during stressful lockdown... you are bound to identify with or recognise the difficulties faced by these three women’ Reader Review ‘Such strong lines with a great insight!...I really enjoyed the book.’ Reader Review ‘Really good read... I could sympathise with the characters and looked forward to picking it up and reading the next few chapters!’ Reader Review ‘I really enjoyed this book... will make me think and reflect on my own relationships for a long time, and in the end, that is what I want from a book.’ ☆☆☆☆☆ Reader Review ‘an unexpected ending, lots of laughs and moments where tensions are running high; Wife Support System is a fabulous book which you need to read immediately!’ ☆☆☆☆☆ Reader Review

Has Anyone Seen My Fanny

Author: Glockmoose
Editor: Two Harbors Press
ISBN: 9781626522503
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Writing alternating chapters, the authors in the roles of their alter egos, Glockneeb and Moose, compete for the limelight in this humorous, fast-paced, adventure that is filled with sarcastic wit, sexual innuendo, and slapstick style comedy. Glockneeb, who is nearing discharge from the military, is worried. After receiving a letter from his sweetheart Fanny Tushbottom that ends abruptly in mid-sentence, he returns to civilian life and desperately wants to locate her. In her apartment, he finds a mysterious and puzzling message hidden in one of her shoes that he is unable to decipher, forcing him to reluctantly reconnect with his life-long friend, Moose, who runs (though not very successfully) his own private investigation agency. Glockneeb, Moose, and ultimately the F.B.I., use the few clues they have to see if they can track down the love of Glockneeb's life. As they muddle through their investigation, we are left to wonder if there is any way that they can ever find Fanny.

Has Anybody Seen Me Lately

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Sexual Life Of The Kumaonis

Author: Tribhuwan Kapur
Editor: Vikas Pub
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Case study of people from Kumaun Himalaya in Uttar Pradesh, India.

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Reading Then Writing

Author: Thayle K. Anderson
Editor: McGraw-Hill College
ISBN: 9780070019577
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This combined rhetoric and thematic reader aims to provide everything needed for a freshman composition class orientated towards research writing. The initial section focuses on developing writing skills and critical thinking by concentrating on specific methods of textual analysis. The subsequent section is devoted to the research paper, which includes a sample paper. Finally, the third part is an anthology of over 50 essays, organized around specific themes, which provide sources for researched papers.