The Little Book Of Big Excuses

Author: Addie Johnson
Editor: Conari Press
ISBN: 9781573243131
Size: 10,37 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Read: 275

Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.

Yeah Buts

Author: Rebecca K Drnjevic
Editor: America House Book Publishers
ISBN: 9781588514950
Size: 14,22 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Read: 684

Prepare yourself too chuckle, too weep, too celebrate, and ultimately discover inner courage, hope and faith, as you embark on this candid, powerful life altering journey with the author.

My Little Ugly Book Of Big Beautiful Excuses

Author: Thought Sauce
ISBN: 9781687540959
Size: 19,67 MB
Format: PDF
Read: 401

Funny hilarious and sarcastic gag gift for teachers, office, boss, supervisor, friends or family. Or snag one for yourself and display it proudly so people know you've got a list ready! 105 pages of soft lined notebook paper make this entertaining notebook still very practical. Lists, poetry, quotes, things to remember, late night conversations, reflections - anything goes. General purpose book can be used as a diary, journal, school notebook, etc.

The Little Book Of Big Quotations To Help Fuel Your Success

Author: M. a. M. B. a. Phr Tami S. Easter
ISBN: 143570844X
Size: 12,40 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Read: 966

This book utilizes powerful quotations to remind us of our inner strengths and abilities. It encourages the reader to seek positive outcomes to improve personal situations and achieve unlimited success.

The Little Book Of Big Promises

Author: Peggy Rometo
Editor: Hay House, Inc
ISBN: 9781401928681
Size: 14,23 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Read: 254

In The Little Book of Big Promises , intuitive healer Peggy Rometo guides you on an inspiring journey to uncover your life’s path. Using guided meditations, energy work, and other practices that allow you to tap into your intuition, she helps you identify the big promises you made to yourself and the world before your life began. Rometo’s Pursuit of Promises process focuses on a sequence of significant events in your life—from as far back as childhood or from your life today—that have helped shape you. Each event brings forth a piece of you that is needed at that point in time, acting as a bridge from one stage of your life to the next. Looking at these events and your reactions to them will begin to reveal your promises—promises that outline the actions, intentions, and qualities you’re meant to live. Throughout the process Rometo explores how to break free of the old patterns, beliefs, and fears that hold you back from embodying your true self. In the end, you will find your current promise, which is your starting point for a plan of action to live an authentic, purposeful life. Ultimately, you will be able to honor your life’s overarching promise: to share who you are.

The Little Book Of Big Change

Author: Matt Belcher
Editor: Lifeturnaroundnow
ISBN: 1456525530
Size: 15,54 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Read: 521

What would be, do or have if you could? Seriously what would you choose. This is what Matt Belcher asked himself when he was almost bankrupt, about to lose his house, drinking every night and 100K in dept. This little book will change your life. An easy to read, honest, direct and no frills book that comes straight from the heart to yours. The no fluff book! This isn't another light self help book. Actually you will find it very direct and strong. These are practical proven steps that have helped 1000's of people change their lives' Why not you?"

The Little Book Of Big Expenses

Author: A & C BLACK
Editor: A&C Black
ISBN: 1408124041
Size: 16,16 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Read: 487

A humorous look at what politicians have been buying with public money, plus other scams, swindles and scandals.

The Little Book Of Big F K Ups

Author: Ken Lytle
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440512523
Size: 15,53 MB
Format: PDF
Read: 618

From the Donner party to the sinking of the RMS "Titanic," this little book shows that some people's faux pas are worse--way, way worse--than others.

The Little Book Of Big Lies

Author: Tina Lifford
Editor: HarperCollins
ISBN: 0062930303
Size: 15,40 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Docs
Read: 942

An inspiring and illuminating guide to true self care, from the sage teacher and breakout star of the critically acclaimed drama, Queen Sugar, from Executive Producers Oprah Winfrey and Ava DuVernay for OWN. Featured on Essence Magazine's Culture List In all your years of schooling, did you ever take a single class that explained how to navigate the hurt, drama, and fear that come with living? Tina Lifford sure didn’t. She learned the hard way—through experience as both a Hollywood actress and as the founder of the personal development network The Inner Fitness Project. Now, she brings together her own hard-won insights as well as those of her clients in this helpful and transformative guide. A blend of personal anecdotes and meaningful, practical—and most important, actionable—advice, The Little Book of Big Lies is the life skills class you need to nurture the inner you and move beyond the past. In fourteen raw, personal stories, Tina teaches you how to change your self-perception—to see yourself in the best possible light, to love and honor what you see, and to forge a new sense of what’s possible in every aspect of your life. But make no mistake, The Little Book of Big Lies is not a “rah-rah” quick fix for fear and pain. Like physical fitness, building and maintaining emotional strength requires continued effort. This invaluable book is the foundation you need to start building inner health and well-being so you can thrive. Tina guides you on a journey of self-discovery that will help you turn shame into self-acceptance, self-rejection into self-love, blame into freedom, and old hurt into power. Wise and powerful, The Little Book of Big Lies will completely change how you think and live.

Stop Making Excuses Start Making Changes

Author: Love to Write
Editor: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781096840428
Size: 19,15 MB
Format: PDF, Kindle
Read: 601

Fill this journal with your big goals and dreams and with the little things you can do each day to move forward and build momentum. Note down ways to keep motivated, inspired, and build better habits. Affirm how far you have come and all of the things that are already working for you: your skills, talents, and special quirks. 120 lined pages - this is a blank journal. Dimensions: 5" x 8" (12.7 x 20.32 cm) - Plenty of space for writing while being just the right size to fit comfortably in a handbag or backpack.