Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Author: Editors of Portable Press
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684120071
File Size: 71,11 MB
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Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: *Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! *Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! *Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!

Punniest Dad Jokes

Author: A Aich Publishing
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ISBN:
File Size: 13,34 MB
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A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer, but not a narrative. Generally inoffensive, dad jokes are stereotypically told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it's from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

The Bad Dad Jokes Ever

Author: Magical Joke Ever
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ISBN:
File Size: 69,55 MB
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The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays, son & dautgher day. Clean family friendly jokes. more than 110 jokes in all over this humor book you can give your review & comment about any joke. -A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince & happy. -finaly i will say than you cant find any one never and ever in all over of the world to give you the true love like your father & mom. (remind that)

500 Dad Jokes

Author: Teresia Meiler
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File Size: 20,62 MB
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Are Dad jokes good for you? Inarguably. Recent studies have shown that a good dose of humor, however groan-worthy, can lower your risk of cardiovascular illness, increase your body's ability to fight pain and prevent disease, and even help you live longer. The book is filled with curious and whimsical ideas towards life. With captivating illustrations and dry humor style, this book also gives you: -Car trip chuckles to make you grin not just at home but on road trips, plane trips, and beyond. -Budding comedians that kids will learn about setups, punch lines, and how to write jokes. -Reading frenzy for anyone who loves jokes.

Super Dad Jokes

Author: Magnus Collins
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ISBN:
File Size: 43,52 MB
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Hilarious Puns and Clean Cheesy Dad Jokes for Kids

Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Author: John Williams
Editor:
ISBN:
File Size: 50,13 MB
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This Joke Book makes a great gift for your dad or maybe you want to buy it for yourself on your next Thanksgiving. The, Terribly Good Dad Jokes, All-New 2020 punniest joke book ever will always make you laugh out loud. With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one. So, What are you wait for! Scroll up and click on Buy Button to start dropping the DADJOKES bomb on the next family round table.

The World S Greatest Collection Of Dad Jokes

Author: Barbour Publishing
Editor: Barbour Publishing
ISBN: 9781683221005
File Size: 57,54 MB
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Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics--Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith--so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.

The Punniest Joke Book Ever

Author: Chester Croker
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File Size: 26,32 MB
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The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.

Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever

Author: H Umour
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File Size: 39,15 MB
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Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever....With great Illustrations.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift for any occasion.

Best Dad Jokes Ever

Author: J Niro
Editor:
ISBN:
File Size: 41,25 MB
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Terribly Good Dad Jokes The Punniest Book Ever....With great Illustrations.Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.This joke book for dads will make a great gift for any occasion.

Fathers Day Gifts Puntastic Dad Jokes Book Full Of The Best Dad Puns Out There

Author: Fathers Day Fathers Day Gifts from Daughter Team
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ISBN: 9781720323037
File Size: 17,25 MB
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Fathers Day Gifts: Puntastic Dad Jokes Book: Full of the Best Dad Puns out There Want to give a father a gift they will actually use? Need Fathers Day ideas? Don't just give them more fathers day cards. Give them a gift they would love to read! This Father's Day 2018 show a father how much you appreciate them with this unique gift of the best dad jokes. It's a joke book that he can use anywhere. This also makes a great gift for any occassion: *Happy Fathers Day Gift *Father Birthday Gift *Christmas Gifts for dad *New Dad Gifts *Any other special event *Just to show you care: Fathers enjoy hearing that they are appreciated anytime of the year. Check out all of the contents of these gifts for dad: * Hilarious puns. They're the punniest ones around! * Great dad jokes to make everyone laugh! * Witty retorts for any situation! * Excellent one-liners for a quick chuckle. * With over 60 pages and dozens of jokes, you'll never get bored! Make sure you're prepared with these Father's Day gifts!

Punny Jokes

Author: Whalen Book Works
Editor: Whalen Book Works
ISBN: 9781951511265
File Size: 15,57 MB
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Pun and joke lovers unite! Punny Jokes is packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes! What’s better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course! Punny Jokes is a gift-worthy hardcover that covers everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including: What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef. When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They’re stuffed! What type of sandals does a frog wear? Open-toad! What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? RRRRRR. What did the syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot! What do you call the wife of a hippies? A Mississippi! And many, many more! With Punny Jokes, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing—for real!

Awfully Good Dad Jokes

Author: Richard Sanchez
Editor:
ISBN:
File Size: 76,44 MB
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What's the most dadly force in the universe? Dad jokes. Awfully Good Dad Jokes is filled with brand new dad jokes with the power to make both the reader and listener alike roll their eyes, groan, and then smile in amusement. P.S. You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. "How do you measure Millennials?" "In Instagrams!" We have complied the punniest, top-quality one-liners, and quips we could think of! And the best part is Awfully Good Dad Jokes is: Fun for the whole friendly - Our jokes are safe enough to tell your kids and make them laugh, but still amusing enough to make your friends and get the same effect. So awful, they're good - Dad jokes gained their reputation because they're so bad, they actually end up being amusing and even funny! That's what makes them so good. Spread positivity and lighten the mood in seconds. You'll always have something to say, with plenty of dad joke ammo thanks to this book. This book makes the perfect gift for dads, fur baby dads, and everyone with exquisite taste who enjoys making others smile and spreading good vibes.

Dad Jokes For New Dads

Author: Jimmy Niro
Editor: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1728205301
File Size: 79,79 MB
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The perfect Father's Day gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious title perfect for baby showers and Father's Day! Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new dads and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes and "helpful" pro tips to help new dads get by! The perfect gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.

Im Dutzend Billiger

Author: Frank Bunker Gilbreth
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File Size: 64,38 MB
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Birthday Gifts For Dad Puntastic Dad Jokes Full Of The Best Dad Jokes In The World

Author: Raymond Wood
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ISBN: 9781721936465
File Size: 16,92 MB
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Birthday Gifts for Dad: Puntastic Dad Jokes Book: Full of the Best Dad Puns out There Want to give a father a gift they will actually use? Need birthday gift ideas for dad? Don't just give them more dad birthday cards. Give them a gift they would love to read! Use this birthday gifts for dad to show a father how much you appreciate them with this unique gift of the best dad jokes. It's a joke book that he can use anywhere. This also makes a great gift for any occassion: * Happy Fathers Day Gift * Happy Birthday Dad Gift, great for dads 50th birthday * Christmas Gifts for dad * New Dad Gifts * Happy Birthday father in law * Just to show you care: Fathers enjoy hearing that they and their funny dad jokes are appreciated anytime of the year. * Birthday Gifts for Dad from daughter * Birthday Gifts for Dad from son * 70th Birthday Gift for Dad * 60th Birthday Gifts for Dad * 50th Birthday Gifts for Dad * Birthday Gift for Dad who has Everything * Gifts for Dads Birthday Check out all of the contents of the best birthday presents for dad: * Hilarious puns. They're the punniest ones around! * Great dad jokes to make everyone laugh! * Witty retorts for any situation! * Excellent one-liners for a quick chuckle. * With over 60 pages and dozens of jokes, you'll never get bored! Make sure you're prepared with this father's birthday book full of the best dad jokes so that you can give good birthday gifts for dad!

Stocking Stuffers For Men Puntastic Dad Jokes Full Of The Best Dad Jokes In The World

Author: Stocking Stuffers Stocking Stuffers for Dad of America
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ISBN: 9781791397401
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Stocking Stuffers for Men: Puntastic Dad Jokes: Full of the Best Dad Jokes in the World Want to give a father a gift they will actually use? Need Christmas gift ideas for dad? Don't just give them more socks and ties. Give them a gift they would love to read! Use this birthday gifts for dad to show a father how much you appreciate them with this unique gift of the best dad jokes. It's a joke book that he can use anywhere. This also makes a great gift for any occassion: * Happy Fathers Day Gift * Happy Birthday Dad Gift, great for dads 50th birthday * Christmas Gifts for dad * New Dad Gifts * Happy Birthday father in law * Just to show you care: Fathers enjoy hearing that they and their funny dad jokes are appreciated anytime of the year. * Birthday Gifts for Dad from daughter * Birthday Gifts for Dad from son * 70th Birthday Gift for Dad * 60th Birthday Gifts for Dad * 50th Birthday Gifts for Dad * Birthday Gift for Dad who has Everything * Gifts for Dads Birthday Check out all of the contents of the best birthday presents for dad: * Hilarious puns. They're the punniest ones around! * Great dad jokes to make everyone laugh! * Witty retorts for any situation! * Excellent one-liners for a quick chuckle. * With over 60 pages and dozens of jokes, you'll never get bored! Make sure you're prepared with this dad stocking stuffer book full of the best dad jokes so that you can give good Christmas gifts for dad!

So Bad They Re Good Dad Puns Over 300 Puns

Author: William McGee
Editor: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781981414413
File Size: 27,43 MB
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Over 300 of the punniest puns! Puns are known as knee-slappers. Puns so bad that someone has to start slapping their knee to try and get a positive reaction. These puns come from dads whose best asset is coming up with unfunny jokes. These clever puns will give even the most well-equipped dad some new material to use. Examples- **I ran face first into your car and denture bumper. **I think I know Pavlov. The name rings a bell. **Just remember Moses started out as a basket case. **Never spell "part" backward. It's a trap. **After he got hit in the head he had a tendency to jump to concussions. **Prisoners' phone messages are often taken out of context. And many more!

Punny Or Not Book Of Puns

Author: Bradley Jones
Editor:
ISBN: 9781951410049
File Size: 74,78 MB
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This book is stuffed full of puns that are among the punniest of the funny. The question is; do you think they are punny or not? The best way to find out is to either start at the beginning and work your way through or to simply make random choices from the book. There are over 365 puns separated into 16 categories. This gives you more than enough puns to use one a day to have fun with friends and family daily or to simply enjoy on your own. Categories include: Cats Dogs Food Wives People Fantasy Sports Space Math School And much more! In this book, you'll discover the answer to the following questions: What kind of a car does a cat drive? What is the best way to communicate with a fish? How do dog catchers get paid? Why is Peter Pan always flying? Why did the coach go to the bank? Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?