Sarcasm They Re My Bestie

Author: Books by Stephan
Editor: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781076934673
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This lined journal is perfect for your daily scribbles, deep thoughts, and notes to yourself! Features: 6x9 Lined Journal 120 Cream Pages Soft Matte Cover Makes a Perfect Gift For: Yourself Birthday Christmas Life's Milestones

I Ain T Doin It

Author: Heather Land
Editor: Howard Books
ISBN: 1982104104
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Social media comedian and southern sweetheart Heather Land delivers her hilarious and unfiltered wisdom on the frustrating everyday moments that drive us crazy. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” Now, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin’ It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.

A Tale Of Two Besties

Author: Sophia Rossi
Editor: Penguin
ISBN: 0698177800
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“If there’s one thing Sophia Rossi understands completely–it’s besties. Only an ultimate BFF like Sophia could create the super-special bond that Harper and Lily have in A TALE OF TWO BESTIES.” —Lauren Conrad “Plumbing the depths of friendship and cliques, this debut novel will speak to fans of Rossi’s popular website, HelloGiggles, as well as all girls trying to discover their own identity while learning what it means to really be friends.” —Booklist *Featuring a foreword by 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel* Perfect for fans of Kody Keplinger's The DUFF and Morgan Matson's Since You've Been Gone, the delightfully funny debut novel A TALE OF TWO BESTIES is full of giggles and surprises. Best friends. BFFs. Soul twinsies. Whatever you want to call them, Harper and Lily were born to be besties. With high school just around the corner, casual-cool Cali girl Harper and awkward, always-costumed Lily make sure to text each other every day about their bond: Harper: I love you so much that I am going to sneak out of detention to pay that guy from Craigslist $100 to cut off all your hair for my secret collection. Lily: I love you so much I’m going destroy everyone in your life that matters and force you to depend and love only me. Harper: That sounds beautiful. I love you. Not even the threat of different high schools could throw this BFFship off-course, even if Lily begs her parents not to send her to the “dreaded Pathways," a special school for creative types, while effortlessly-popular Harper attends Beverly High with the rest of their class. But in a city where fitting in means standing out and there’s nothing more uncool than being cool, it’s the naturally charismatic Harper--with her blond hair and perfect bone structure--who finds herself fighting the tide of American Apparel’d teens who rule the school. Meanwhile, it’s the perpetually “gawkward” Lily--who accessories every ensemble with a pair of tattered fairy wings--who finds herself flying alongside the queen bees of Pathways. Can BFF-ship survive the tidal wave of HS drama, or does growing up mean leaving some friends behind? “It's like my twins stepped out of the eighties and dropped down into today. Deliciously funny with heart.” – Francine Pascal, bestselling author and creator of the Sweet Valley High series

Diva Delaney Mysteries Bundle 4 Books 10 12

Author: Anni Jayde
Editor: Seize The Night Publishing Agency
ISBN:
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This bundle contains books 10 - 12 of the Diva Delaney Mysteries. Ambition Can Have Terrible Consequences: Diva Delaney’s grandmother is determined to find her a warlock to settle down with and she isn’t going to let anything stand in her way. Forced to date strange conjurers she’s never met before, Diva isn’t happy about the situation at all, but standing up to Lilla could be hazardous to her health. Zoila, dressmaker extraordinaire and self-proclaimed fairy godmother, has a mission for Diva. The strange witch was robbed a decade ago and she wants her belongings back. Diva’s reputation as a psychic medium has grown. Zoila is convinced she is the key to finding her beloved property. Unfortunately, Diva will have to team up with Haydn Creighton to pull this mission off. Speaking of Haydn, Diva’s feelings for the sinfully handsome warlock haven’t changed. But now that the curse has been broken, he’s free to start dating blonde bimbos again. Seeing him with other women pushes her to the edge and her broken heart makes her do something that could very well come back to haunt her badly. Some Spells Are Best Left Uncast: Diva Delaney is turning twenty-five and one of her clients has an unwanted present for her. Diva knows the gift is going to change her life, but she isn’t sure what impact it will have. Only time will tell whether it will be a good thing, or if it will end up being an utter disaster. Roger Mayhew’s questionable penchant either for gambling or debauchery catches up with him and he winds up in serious trouble. Diva will need to do what she can to rescue her archenemy’s father. Helping Angelica in any way goes against her instincts, yet she owes the lawyer. Not even her animosity for her old high school nemesis will be enough to make her turn her back on the hapless warlock. Rumor has it that someone is using magical means to steal jewelry from conjurers’ stores in Boston. Diva is hired to try to catch the culprit, but she’ll have to resort to unusual means in order to be successful. This case isn’t going to be an easy one, but she won’t be alone. Toby Jenkins will join her in her crusade to nab the mysterious robber. Black Magic Is Taboo For Good Reason: A mysterious mob boss from Chicago is hellbent on eliminating Diva Delaney and he’ll stop at nothing to get the job done. She’ll have to travel to the UK Council headquarters to speak to someone who might be able to shed some light on the coven her nemesis comes from. During her meeting with the reclusive warlock, Diva accidentally triggers an event that will irrevocably shape her future. Any attempts to alter her fate will bring dire consequences. She’s going to have to let it run its course and see what the eventual outcome will be. No one will be exempt from her war with the gangster. Any of her friends, family members and random acquaintances could become a target. Diva will need to discover her foe’s secret identity if she hopes to have a chance to take him down before he can destroy her. He’s so well guarded that the task won’t be easy, but no one can hide from her physic abilities forever. cozy paranormal mysteries, cozy mystery, witches wizards warlocks, supernatural occult paranormal, female sleuth, spells magic, ghosts spirits phantoms poltergeist

Black Magic Is Taboo For Good Reason

Author: Anni Jayde
Editor: Seize The Night Publishing Agency
ISBN:
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A mysterious mob boss from Chicago is hellbent on eliminating Diva Delaney and he’ll stop at nothing to get the job done. She’ll have to travel to the UK Council headquarters to speak to someone who might be able to shed some light on the coven her nemesis comes from. During her meeting with the reclusive warlock, Diva accidentally triggers an event that will irrevocably shape her future. Any attempts to alter her fate will bring dire consequences. She’s going to have to let it run its course and see what the eventual outcome will be. No one will be exempt from her war with the gangster. Any of her friends, family members and random acquaintances could become a target. Diva will need to discover her foe’s secret identity if she hopes to have a chance to take him down before he can destroy her. He’s so well guarded that the task won’t be easy, but no one can hide from her physic abilities forever. cozy paranormal mysteries, cozy mystery, witches wizards warlocks, supernatural occult paranormal, female sleuth, spells magic, ghosts spirits phantoms poltergeist

A Mad Zombie Party The White Rabbit Chronicles Book 4 The White Rabbit Chronicles Book 4

Author: Gena Showalter
Editor: HarperCollins UK
ISBN: 1474032702
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Ashton "Frosty" Martin is both elated and despondent when his dead girlfriend Kat comes back as a Witness just like Ali Bell's sister Emma (who has helped Ali and friends throughout the series).

The Fairy Squad Princesses

Author: Marcus Moutra
Editor: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1978147570
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It's finally freshmen year! Serena, Crystal, Ivy, and Kristy are officially high school girls! The besties reunite with their longtime guy friends who are now sophomores. After school, the group decides to go check out the new Fruitlicious Smoothies store's grand opening. Unfortunately, they aren't prepared for what happens next! The teens come face to face with four malevolent witches who call themselves the Vortex, and their two tagalongs: a spiky-haired warlock and a big green smelly ogre. In the midst of nearly being destroyed, a mysterious woman emerges and saves Serena and her friends. Who was that woman? Why were those evil troublemakers on Earth? Well, what are you waiting for! Open the book and begin the magical journey.