The Complete Book Of Zingers

Author: Croft M. Pentz
Editor: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN: 9780842304672
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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.

The Little Book Of Zingers

Author: Pauline Bickford-Duane
Editor: Whalen Book Works
ISBN: 173251268X
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You know Mark Twain, creator of the long-beloved characters Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, but have you heard what he said about Jane Austen? The Little Book of Zingers will feature the greatest comebacks and one-liners of all time, uttered by the iconic men and women we know and love (or love to hate)! Every generation sees its fair share of geniuses: men and women who possess boundless intellect and are capable of incredible insight. Søren Kierkegaard was such a man. Widely considered the father of existential philosophy, Kierkegaard uttered such profundities as: “If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe.” But on one truly momentous occasion, Kierkegaard made one confident and succinct statement that shook the earth: “My opponent is a glob of snot.” Kierkegaard spoke of Hans Martensen, an academic with whom he’d had a fair share of disagreements. The two often went toe-to-toe in scholarly debate, but with this dynamite zinger, Kierkegaard ended all further discussion. After all, who expects to be called a glob of snot? There’s no coming back from that. The Little Book of Zingers will explore the rich depths of crushingly hilarious salt-in-the-wound one-liners you’ve never heard that’ll make you gasp at their audacity. From the Age of Enlightenment to the Roaring Twenties to the boogie-down seventies, The Little Book of Zingers will take readers on a journey through some of history’s greatest burns, spoken by the men and women who shaped the world.

The Mammoth Book Of Zingers Quips And One Liners

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Editor: Running Press
ISBN: 9780786714070
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The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners contains the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled. From shaggy-dog stories to jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct—but always diverting—collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, limericks, and puns also appear among the volume's thousands of entries categorized by topic. This format makes the book an easily accessible as well as invaluable companion to speechmakers for events great and small—meeting the needs of both the maiden aunt looking for a wholesome joke to relate at a golden wedding anniversary and the best man who needs a blue one for the bachelor party. Providing more than 10,000 choices, this mammoth book even offers would-be wolves on the prowl pick-up lines—at the same time that it offers some snappy comebacks and a few ribald ripostes for the reluctant or disinterested prey.

The Complete Book Of 2010s Broadway Musicals

Author: Dan Dietz
Editor: Rowman & Littlefield Publishers
ISBN: 1538126338
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"This volume contains detailed information about every musical that opened on Broadway from 2010 through the end of 2019. This book discusses the decade's major successes, notorious failures, and musicals that closed during their pre-Broadway tryouts"--

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Discovering Your Identity

Author: Bill Jones
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ISBN: 9780875098937
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The purpose of the Daring Disciples Series as defined by its authors, professors at Columbia International University and Columbia Bible College respectively, is to provide believers with life-related study materials which will enable them to observe, interpret and apply God's word for themselves. Each study features an anecdotal approach, allowing the material to create identification with the reader. There is also a strong emphasis on the joy of self-discovery of biblical truth and the application of that troth to everyday living. The lesson plans in each Leader's Guide add questions not found in the text and provide supplementary commentary and teaching tips. Each text includes diagrams, charts, quotations and a practical one-verse method for sharing Christ. For college-age and up. The believer's spiritual position in Christ is the source of a secure personal identity.

The Software Encyclopedia

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It S Not What You Say It S How You Say It

Author: Joan Detz
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ISBN: 9780884864059
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Quest For The Soul

Author: Robert L. Wise
Editor: Thomas Nelson Incorporated
ISBN: 9780785275541
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This compelling look at the importance of the soul teaches readers how to connect with their soul and offers a section on the recovery of the soul. Wise has compiled what the Bible, saints, and Christians have been saying about the soul throughout history into inspiring writings which reflect his own perceptions and experience of the soul.

Spiritual Abundance

Author: Robert L. Wise
Editor: Thomas Nelson Incorporated
ISBN: 9780785267980
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So many Christians are guilty of becoming so engrossed in their daily routines that they lose sight of their spiritual journey. In "Spiritual Abundance", Wise helps readers get their spiritual journey back on track by introducing them to inner thoughts and ancient wisdom of famous writers, early church leaders and saints. Includes ribbon marker.

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Library Media Connection

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The Mammoth Book Of 10 000 Zingers

Author: Geoff Tibballs
Editor: Running PressBook Pub
ISBN: 9780762445950
File Size: 52,40 MB
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A collection of jokes and witticisms organized into categories, including alcohol, cats, and Chuck Norris.

Forthcoming Books

Author: Rose Arny
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The Ultimate Wisecrack Generator

Author: Mike Barfield
Editor: Laurence King Publishing
ISBN: 9781786270306
File Size: 27,98 MB
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This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh! Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

Books In Print 2004 2005

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ISBN: 9780835246491
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Inspirational Zingers Jumble

Author: Christopher Hudson
Editor: Tyndale House Publishers
ISBN: 9781414326979
File Size: 59,32 MB
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Every day, millions of people enjoy Jumbles in newspapers across the country. Now you can enjoy these popular puzzles while being encouraged by inspirational thoughts from the Bible and wisdom from the world’s most successful people. Perfect for families, trivia buffs, and puzzle fanatics, Inspirational Zingers Jumble is packed with six different kinds of puzzles for hours of fun: Jumbles Double Jumbles Mystery Person Jumbles Word Search Jumbles Super Jumbles Criss-Cross Jumbles

The Complete Audition Book For Young Actors

Author: Roger Ellis
Editor: Meriwether Pub
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A step-by-step guide for training young actors to audition well by developing acting skills. Contains more than sixty relevant acting "explorations" (exercises) plus fourteen sample audition pieces from contemporary playwrights.

The Ultimate Cookie Book

Author: Better Homes and Gardens
Editor: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0544178483
File Size: 21,96 MB
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450 fantastic cookie recipes, from tried-and-true classics to unbeatable brownies to fabulous favorites that span the globe. Enticing color photos of cookies on every spread. Storage instructions are included for every recipe. Prep, Chill, Bake, and Stand times are highlighted for each recipe. Bonus chapters: Our Holiday Best and Quick Candies. Chapter divider pages include feature text. Full-color baking and decorating guide filled with ingredient information, tips, and techniques from the Better Homes and Gardens Test Kitchen.

Complete Book Of Roasts Boasts And Toasts

Author: Elmer Pasta
Editor: Prentice Hall
ISBN: 9780131583115
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Jokes about relatives, physical traits, hobbies, personality types, and professions ranging from mayor to ditchdigger are collected for use by public speakers.