Walter The Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Editor: North Atlantic Books
ISBN: 1583943994
Size: 17,48 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Warning: This book may cause flatulence. Walter is a fine dog, except for one small problem: he has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, the kids Billy and Betty love him regardless, but Father says he's got to go! Poor Walter, he's going to the dog pound tomorrow. And then, in the night, burglars strike. Walter has his chance to be a hero. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. From the Hardcover edition.

Walter The Farting Dog Banned From The Beach

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Editor: Viking
ISBN: 9780670071494
Size: 13,91 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
Read: 425

Mr and Mrs Crabbe are enjoying their seaside holiday . . . until a certain dog blows away their umbrella with an enormous fart. Walter is banned from the beach! Meanwhile, Betty and Billy hunt for treasure out on a sandbar. The sandbar starts to shrink when the tide comes in. Will Walter hear Betty and Billy's cries for help? Read this hilarious story to find out if Walter will ever be allowed back to the beach!

Rough Weather Ahead For Walter The Farting Dog

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Editor: Puffin
ISBN: 9780142408452
Size: 11,26 MB
Format: PDF
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When an expert on animal gas tries to cure Walter, his farts keep building up until he floats away and is blown by the wind to a distant place, where he once again proves himself a hero.

Walter The Farting Dog Farts Again

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Editor: Puffin
ISBN: 9780141500485
Size: 17,52 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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When Walter the Farting Dog is sold for a measly ten pounds, Billy and Betty are distraught. But Walter doesn't realise he's been caught up in a dreadful plan involving a fake clown, litres of his unique farts and a bank robbery. Only Walter could be relied on to fart his way out of danger as wll as solving a bank robbery and becoming the town's hero - even if a bit of a stinky one!

Walter The Farting Dog And The Windy Day

Author: William Kotzwinkle
Editor: Puffin
ISBN: 9780141500508
Size: 14,80 MB
Format: PDF, Docs
Read: 533

When Professor Kompressor attempts to cure Walter of his evil farting tendencies, the plan backfires. Instead of beign fart-free, Walter simply fills up with wind but he eventually floats high into the sky. He floats high above the world and knows the only way to come down is to fart but he's got severely trapped wind. Eventually he meets millions of butterflies who have been blown off course and are in danger of dying unless they can be blown back on course. Walter does come to the rescue, saving the butterflies and floating back to earth where he's picked up by a watchful park ranger. Everyone's delighted when he's reunited with his family - not least of all the deliverymen who've been suffering Walter's wind halfway across the country!

Walter The Farting Dog Doll 18

Author: Merrymakers Distribution
ISBN: 9781579822354
Size: 10,72 MB
Format: PDF, Mobi
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Blame It On The Dog

Author: Jim Dawson
Editor: Ten Speed Press
ISBN: 0307778770
Size: 20,22 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Read: 749

Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife'¬?s farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing weapons of mass olfactory destruction (WMOD)? That'¬?s just a whiff of what's in store in this breathtaking follow-up to the best-selling fart history, WHO CUT THE CHEESE?In BLAME IT ON THE DOG, eminent fartologist Jim Dawson sniffs out the latest and greatest new items of the past century, from flatulent robot dogs and fart fetishists to poot-proof underwear and anti-stink pills. In fifty breezy chapters, he spills the beans about scientific (wind)breakthroughs, celebrity butt rumblings, and real-life fartistes like Flatulina Fontanelle Boutier, cyberspace entertainer the Queen of Farts, and Mr. Methane, England'¬?s Prince of Poots. Plumbing the nether regions of politics, pop culture, and the (f)arts, this stinker of a bathroom book will leave you gasping for air. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Writing Children S Books For Dummies

Author: Lisa Rojany Buccieri
Editor: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1118356462
Size: 17,92 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Offers advice and information to help aspiring, unpublished authors write, sell and publish a children's book, including detailed information on how to research the current marketplace to improving writing skills and submitting manuscripts. Original.

Little Lord Farting Boy

Author: Scootchie Turdlow
Editor: Frog Books
ISBN: 1583941134
Size: 20,41 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Despite being a very nice boy who excels at anything he tries, poor Arty the bear can't find any friendship or happiness at school because of the constant teasing he gets due to his flatulence problem, but Arty is determined to not get discouraged and so devises a plan that is certain to put Benny and the other bullies in check once and for all.

A To Zoo Subject Access To Children S Picture Books 10th Edition

Author: Rebecca L. Thomas
Editor: ABC-CLIO
ISBN: 1440834350
Size: 15,26 MB
Format: PDF, ePub, Mobi
Read: 988

Whether used for thematic story times, program and curriculum planning, readers' advisory, or collection development, this updated edition of the well-known companion makes finding the right picture books for your library a breeze. • Offers easy subject access to children's picture books • Features a user-friendly organization • Provides in-depth indexing and full bibliographic detail