Yeah I Said It

Author: Wanda Sykes
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416505571
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Wanda Sykes reduces people to tears -- tears of laughter. She's done so as a stand-up comic, a sitcom star, and a sports commentator for years now, and in the process she's gained a huge fan base nationwide. Now that she's conquered television, she's applying her genius to her first book, Yeah, I Said It. Here, Wanda presents hilarious and uncensored commentary on sex, family, politics, celebrities, and much more than she could ever say in a sound bite. But then again, she's a genius with a sound bite too. Here's what she says about men and football. "I used to think that football took place in this overbearing male-only environment that bled masculine domination. But the more I attend, the more I realize these football fans could actually be experiencing the straight man's gay pride parade. You see men painting each other's faces in bright colors. You see men proud to wear another man's last name on their shirt. You see some men wear no shirt at all....Hot wieners on every corner as you walk up to the main competition. Men open the back of their trunks for a little tailgating." Here's what she says about women: "Women are taking stripper classes in hopes their men will stop going to strip clubs....You can't compete with those strippers....You gotta have...the stripper mentality. In other words, the ability to lie like a dog for a measly buck. A stripper will tell your man anything for a dollar. 'Oow, I thought you were Brad Pitt.' " An uproarious and irreverent collection from one of today's foremost comedic talents, Yeah, I Said It is Wanda Sykes at her uncensored best. Here, she channels her sharp wit into funny bits on the truth as she sees it from the halls of government in Washington, D.C., to the red carpets and boardrooms of Hollywood. Imbued with her razor-sharp voice, these essays showcase Sykes's sidesplitting candor and her trademark brand of comedy.

Analysing Casual Conversation

Author: Suzanne Eggins
Editor: Equinox Publishing Ltd.
ISBN: 9781845530464
Size: 11,50 MB
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This book develops a systematic model for the analysis and description of casual conversation in English, based on a large body of authentic data.

Stat 2 Double Team

Author: Amar'e Stoudemire
Editor: Scholastic Inc.
ISBN: 0545469929
Size: 16,70 MB
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STAT: Standing Tall and Talented-- A slam-dunk new fiction series from NBA superstar Amar'e Stoudemire! Eleven-year-old Amar'e Stoudemire has finally realized that out of all his hobbies, basketball is his true passion. Amar'e starts competing in tournaments with his two best friends, Deuce and Mike, and they are winning. While they play great together as a team, the real reason for their success is Amar'e's incredible abilities. He's carrying them. After a few big wins, Amar'e starts getting attention from some of the older, more elite players in Lake Wales. They all want him to join their squads. Amar'e wants to elevate his game and the only way to do that is to move on but his friends feel like he's leaving them behind. Without Amar'e they're barely contenders plus he never seems to have time for them anymore. Based on the life of All-Star NBA sensation, Amar'e Stoudemire, who overcame many obstacles to become one of the most popular figures in sports today.

Issue Vii Prose And Poetry Edited By Jp Reese And Matthew Porubsky June 23 2012

Author: scissors and spackle
Editor: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1105889882
Size: 14,98 MB
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Subjugated Man

Author: A.D. Ford
Editor: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1469153661
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Would the world be a better place if women were in charge? Heads of state and world leaders are now women, they have changed the world to be how they want it to be. With women in charge they have stopped the days of mail order brides, now we live in a world of rental husbands. We live in a world where men are secondary, used for whatever women want. Men are trained to be whatever their owner wants them to be: enforcer, worker, bodyguard or personal slave. Sold into slavery when he was a baby, Scott Magentas life is to be seen not heard, to be touched but never loved. His life is filled with death and pain while he is forced to be nothing but a glorified one night stand for the rich and powerful. Slaves are treated like show animals, they make their owner money and if they misbehave they can be punished by their owner. When the whole world doesnt see you as a person how can you be one?

Theda Surviving The Past And The Present

Author: Theda Brothers
Editor: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1469135590
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Live Every Second

Author: Jessica Field
Editor: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1479703125
Size: 14,61 MB
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Why did this have to happen? Karly thought to herself. Karly has just moved away from her Father, with her Mother, to a small town where she meets Bill and Tom. Twins. Just as they come closer the world is taken over by ... A trailed story of Love and Death. Through an adventure, horror and emotional story about a seventeen year old girl and her two best friends; fighting through love, disaster and the Supernatural. What would your last wish be?

A Secret Hero

Author: Selena Millman
Editor: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0979841720
Size: 16,17 MB
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The Bend Of The World A Novel

Author: Jacob Bacharach
Editor: W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN: 0871408147
Size: 15,95 MB
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“Bacharach has a great comic voice— shrewd, deadpan, and dirty—and The Bend of the World fears no weirdness.”—Sam Lipsyte “Mighty strange doings” mark the Pittsburgh of Jacob Bacharach’s audacious and hilarious debut novel, a town where “yeti, UFOs, rumors of orgiastic rites, intimations of the Mayan apocalypse and ‘psycho-temporal distortions’ add that extra zing to the bustling night life” (James Wolcott). On the edge of thirty, and comfortably adrift in life, Peter Morrison finds his personal and professional life taking a turn for the weird as his attempts to transition into adulthood are thwarted by conspiracies both real and imagined. In this madcap coming-of-age novel, where no one quite comes of age, Bacharach brings an “immensely entertaining” and “Vonnegut-like sensibility” (Library Journal ) to the “aptly surreal satire” (Dan Chaon) of hipsters, corporations, and American life in the adolescent years of the twenty-first century. “A disarming, intelligent and seriously funny debut,” The Bend of the World “marks the arrival of Jacob Bacharach as a writer to watch” (Bob Hoover, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette).

Second Chance

Author: Selena Millman
Editor: Lulu.com
ISBN: 061515137X
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