Zen Of Farting

Author: Carl Japikse
Editor: Frog Books
ISBN: 1583940855
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In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls--a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness--not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'

Zen Of Farting

Author: Reepah Gud Wan
Editor: Enthea Press
ISBN: 9780898048360
Size: 11,21 MB
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Reepah Gud Wan was the Chinese Buddhist monk who first introduced Zen to Japan more than a millenium ago. Since then, his name has been lost to obscurity -- or perhaps posterity -- as have the true origins of Zen. But the recent discovery of an ancient manuscipt by a Taiwanese fisherman has rocked every Zen koan. The original Zen was actually the Zen of Farting -- a practical joke being played by Reepah on his students in the hope of shaking them out of their narrowminded views on religion. Here is the full text, in English, of the rice paper scroll written by Reepah's brother, setting forth the philosophy of his teaching -- and of partial farts, his adaptation of Zen to militant uses. The Zen of Farting is destined to be the humor hit of the new millenium.

Hardcore Zen

Author: Brad Warner
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1614293163
Size: 17,37 MB
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Zen, plain and simple, with no BS. This is not your typical Zen book. Brad Warner, a young punk who grew up to be a Zen master, spares no one. This bold new approach to the "Why?" of Zen Buddhism is as strongly grounded in the tradition of Zen as it is utterly revolutionary. Warner's voice is hilarious, and he calls on the wisdom of everyone from punk and pop culture icons to the Buddha himself to make sure his points come through loud and clear. As it prods readers to question everything, Hardcore Zen is both an approach and a departure, leaving behind the soft and lyrical for the gritty and stark perspective of a new generation. This new edition will feature an afterword from the author.

Forthcoming Books

Author: Rose Arny
Editor:
ISBN:
Size: 12,88 MB
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Selected Poems 1974 1996

Author: Alan Shapiro
Editor: Carlsbad Caverns Guadalupe
ISBN:
Size: 10,73 MB
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This selection, published from 1981-1996 engaes with urgent issues of personal identity within the interlocking communities of a modern world and within history. The intimate bonds of family life are points of departure and return.

Diary Of A Zen Nun

Author: Nan Shin
Editor: Dutton Adult
ISBN:
Size: 10,69 MB
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Zen S Chinese Heritage

Author: Andrew E. Ferguson
Editor: Wisdom Publications (MA)
ISBN: 9780861711635
Size: 16,80 MB
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Zen's Chinese Heritage surveys twenty-five generations of enlightened Buddhist teachers through brief biographies and starkly beautiful prose and poetry from Chinese Zen sources. Andrew Ferguson moves chronologically through successive generations of Zen masters, supplementing their core teachings with history, biography, and poetry. The result is an organic understanding of the tradition's evolution as a religious, literary, and historical force. Capturing the austere beauty of the Zen masters' manner of teaching — their earthy style, humor, and humanity — Zen's Chinese Heritage is an intimate and profound human portrait of the enlightened Zen ancients, and an unprecedented look into the depths of this rich cultural heritage. The book includes a deluxe fold-out lineage chart of the Zen ancestors.

Zen Buddhist Meditation And Hindu Sadhana

Author: ʼAnanda
Editor:
ISBN: 9788186580042
Size: 20,26 MB
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Fart Journal Book

Author: El Ninjo
Editor: Infinit Boy
ISBN: 9783749706648
Size: 14,24 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 120 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 120 Lined Journaling Pages

Farts Are Always Funny Journal

Author: El Ninjo
Editor: Infinit Boy
ISBN: 9783749706044
Size: 14,99 MB
Format: PDF, ePub
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Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year's monkey gift reward? Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this? If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you are at the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Journal is the perfect item that you are looking for. El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outside and no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 journaling pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart! You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about. Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart journal writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure. Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions. Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper journal about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need in order to be relaxed, happy, and healthy? Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful world of blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Journal today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic journaling adventure! FEATURES: Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Printed on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches 250 Lined Journaling Pages